• what if, instead we create a reality TV show where the contestants are all people who come up with ideas like this.

    and the game is to spin a wheel, where if you get the good outcome, you get to keep all of your kidneys.

    the bad outcome means one of them goes to whoever is at the top of the donor list.

    the game is called Patriotic Sacrifice. and 50 years from now, it’s revealed that the wheel was rigged and that’s why they all lost their kidneys.

    this knowledge is met with a collective wry chuckle.