We must help South Africa with its white farmers by sending them to Texas. It’s very hot, a very sad place- no electricity NO FUTURE. I hear they hunt Boers from helicopters there and I say BYE-BYE BOER!
“LOSERS! South Africa should be for Africans first!”
They say Afrikaaner, can you believe that? These are not the best people, folks. They can’t even spell Africa so I said let’s send them to Texas where they don’t need to be able to read. The helicopters sure as hell don’t care if they’re literate.

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We have so many genders in America, folks. So many beautiful genders. Folks, I just got off the phone with Mr. Xi Jinping. China? Only two genders! That’s a bad deal, folks. Not gonna take that deal.

Americans, were a terrible people, when we go out into the world we aren’t sending our best. We don’t send our doctors and engineers, we send the rapists and murders we call soldiers. Smedly Butler, the greatest… greatest marine, once said the American cartel operated on three continents. I’m tell you today, no more. We will stand for peace and prosperity and share the American dream with the world as we make communism great again.






