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git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

Small nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate during recent physical

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Small nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate during recent physical

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git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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A small nodule was found in former President Joe Biden’s prostate after “a routine physical exam," a spokesperson confirmed to ABC News on Tuesday.
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  • videogame [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden’s prostate

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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      he have prostate so it’s confirmation he’s not an anarchist after all, meaning anarcho-bidenism is in shambles.

    • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Why do we gotta know about Joe Biden at all?

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    it’s a good thing biden ended cancer or this would be worrisome

    • OldSoulHippie [he/him]@hexbear.netBanned
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      I don’t feel like people talk about this enough. That’s when he was still kinda lucid

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    Prostate cancer is Hamas

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      Well Israel you know what to do!

      Sorry to anyone within a 12 block radius of Bidens house

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      There’s some sort of gay sex joke to be made about trying to find Hamas in tunnels here, I’m sure of it.

  • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Man my Dad has prostate cancer and he’d better fuckin beat it instead of this ghoul

    • SeasonalDepressionEnjoyer [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Best wishes to your dad!

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Thanks fam kirby-jammin

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      deleted by creator

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Thanks comrade sankara-salute

    • fxomt [abandoned account]@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      Removed by mod

      • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        you and me both, thanks

  • gaystyleJoker [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    imagine getting paid like $100,000 a year to talk about Joe Biden’s dick and asshole

    • SwitchyandWitchy [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      I would quiet quit.

  • Blockocheese [any]@hexbear.net
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    Vaxxed?

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    the nodule has a right to defend itself

  • dragongloss [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    imagine being the guy who has to finger the previous president’s butthole

    • buh [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      no

    • IttihadChe@lemmy.ml
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      Don’t have to tell me twice.

  • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    After it was extracted it was discovered to be a golden pager

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    I want competing Kelly, Ben Garrison, & Eli Valley comics on this subject by the end of the week! biden-rember

    (Biden emoji because apparently I dreamed that we had a J. Jonah Jameson one and I felt it had a similar energy)

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      alex-aware

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    Someone go to /r/politics and report it for being off topic. He’s not a politician.

    It was good enough for the hunters laptop stories etc…

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    Another excerpt published in The New Yorker claimed that Biden seemed to not recognize actor George Clooney, who hosted a fundraiser for the former president.

    “Hello, Mr. President!”

    “Hello… Um… Ah… Hello, Mr. Gary Grant?”

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      Ouch that’s gotta hurt Clooney! Getting big dogged by Biden after he worked so hard for him.

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    If he had transitioned and took Spiro this likely wouldn’t be an issue. Biden, be safe! Put on the thigh highs

    bridget-pride-stay-mad

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      It’s never too late! In fact, it’ll never be easier for him to get an orchi

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    Yeah, good. Okay.

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    Cancer coming 10 years too late

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      60, he was even worse back then

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