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A piece of paper on an old printer (a laserjet 4050 to be specific. It says: "Hello, My name is LaserJet 4050 and I was made in 1999. I’ve been doing my job printing your documents for many many years, however I think the motor that powers my paper feeder is bad. This makes me sad because I’m not able to do my job very reliably. As such, I am formally presenting this document as a letter of resignation. IT is working on finding a replacement for me, but for the time being, I apologize if I tell you I have a paper jam. Please allow me to refer you to my coworker, LaserJet 3390. 3390 resides outside of Ray’s office and can be reached at: <some redacted text> Please accept my sincerest apologies for failing. Thank you for replacing my toner and restocking my paper tray. It’s been a wonderful 14 years of working together. Much love, LaserJet 4050

  • hactar42@lemmy.ml
    4·
    6 hours ago

    Back when every HP printer worked on the LaserJet 4P driver that was less than 1MB.

  • B-TR3E@feddit.orgEnglish
    2·
    6 hours ago

    My good, old LaserJet p2015n has been up and running for I really can’t remember how long. I might even have been longer than it’s predecessor, an HP InkJet 500. OTOH the ij500 was already old when I got it and it didn’t really break. We just put our last PC that had a parallel port out of service.