“Benidorm? Like the leader of fascist Italy?” — “No, you’re thinking of Benito Mussolini.”

“Isn’t Benidorm the fish often used as a substitute for skipjack tuna?” — “That’s a bonito.”

“Benidorm was a character in Engaged to the Unidentified, right?” — “No, that’s Benio you’re thinking of.”

“Wasn’t Benidorm the guy from that show with the Yakety Sax?” — “No, you’re thinking of Benny Hill.”

“Then is Benidorm that viral video mishearing the lyrics of some Indian song?” — “You’re thinking of Benny Lava, by Buffalax.”