i like to imagine this guy “stopping” greta by bending her spoons while trying to eat soup but having no other way to stop her so now greta is soupless and mildly inconvenienced but still goes to gaza undeterred
Undetected by the Israelis - an intrepid reporter in a wetsuit somehow snuck onto the ship as it was moving. After he dries off he interviews Greta in the galley.
Intrepid reporter: “So, Greta - how are things?”
Greta: “I am soupless and mildly inconvenienced but we continue onward undeterred.”
Intrepid reporter: “Soupless?”
Greta: “Uri Geller - the ‘I can bend spoons with my mind’ individual - is apparently capable of long-distance telekinesis. My spoons have been rendered inoperable.”
Intrepid reporter: “Um… I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.”
I’m picturing a looney toons-esque scenario where she keeps taking a spoonful and he keeps bending it, dumping out the soup each time, then accelerating until the bowl is empty. Maybe in a fury she dunks her head in the pot and slurps it up directly.
![[Not the Onion] The "I can bend spoons with my mind" guy threatened Greta Thunberg.](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/127b8377-f2be-470d-ac48-3041f9e0c633.jpeg){kind=link}
i like to imagine this guy “stopping” greta by bending her spoons while trying to eat soup but having no other way to stop her so now greta is soupless and mildly inconvenienced but still goes to gaza undeterred
Undetected by the Israelis - an intrepid reporter in a wetsuit somehow snuck onto the ship as it was moving. After he dries off he interviews Greta in the galley.
Intrepid reporter: “So, Greta - how are things?”
Greta: “I am soupless and mildly inconvenienced but we continue onward undeterred.”
Intrepid reporter: “Soupless?”
Greta: “Uri Geller - the ‘I can bend spoons with my mind’ individual - is apparently capable of long-distance telekinesis. My spoons have been rendered inoperable.”
Intrepid reporter: “Um… I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.”
Greta: “I would not joke about such things.”
She simply picks up a fork and starts eating a salad, rendering him powerless
Greta drinks directly from the soup bowl
I’m picturing a looney toons-esque scenario where she keeps taking a spoonful and he keeps bending it, dumping out the soup each time, then accelerating until the bowl is empty. Maybe in a fury she dunks her head in the pot and slurps it up directly.