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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

It's One Banana, Michael. What Could It Cost, $10?

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It's One Banana, Michael. What Could It Cost, $10?

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https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1930669431165763641#m

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  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    “We cannot build bananas in America” is an incredible sentence lmao

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      Holy hell these people are stupid

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        She does clearly just say that to mirror his language. Her first response is “we cannot produce bananas in America”

  • WafflesTasteGood [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    With advancements in global warming technology, American built banana are just around the corner.

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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      TRUMP ALWAYS 101 STEPS AHEAD.

    • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      4d chess

  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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    If the price of bananas goes up, so does the price of every other produce item you tell the self-checkout machine was a banana. sadness

  • dkr567 [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Just make a banana out of the backyard furnace USA it’s easy.

    • NPa [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Getting all the hogs to plant banana trees in the backyard for the Big Beautiful Leap Forward

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    Oh, no…no, no, no, the gringos are talking about bananas again!

    • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      lol Guatemala is still safe. Climate change has completely fucked with our crops so even with a coup you still aren’t going to have them as readily available as you did in the 50’s.

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    Turn the banana into puree to avoid the fresh fruit tariff then reassemble in the US. Make new skins from mechanically separated skittles. Really not that hard.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Grok, build banana.

    Stop talking about the white genocide Grok, build banana!

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    Smh if the CIA were still any good at their jobs we would have annexed Guatemala and this wouldn’t be a problem!

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      😟

  • jackmaoist [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    If the Banana factory can’t come to America then America will go to the Banana Factory.

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    minion-steve banana banana-duck-peeled

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      banana-duck

  • Fishroot [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The worst thing is not that capitalist has the means of production, the worst is when they don’t understand that means of production

  • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Literally doing Primate Economics bits

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    Ok genius the why can I Ban, and I have a Nana. I just get a ban and Nana and I build american ban nanas.

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    as countries do deals with us, that number will go to zero

    but who is making deals with the great satan?

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    Banamna a-little-trolling

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