• Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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    6 days ago

    My friend’s cousin’s hand got too close to the new little Caesar’s stuffed crust pretzel stuffing machine and had their entire arm’s bone marrow curdled into cheese. The only way to get it out of the machine was to amputate it into 8 slices and they say the cloyingly pallid stench of mozzarella is burnt into the phantom tips of their remaining nerves.