Cybertruck user: “Elon promised me a tank-like vehicle able to stop bullets. But I gotta say - I’m a bit disappointed how often my Cyber rolls over. The last time it did that - my girlfriend damaged some vertebrae in her neck. She said ‘Your truck could rollover after hitting a chestnut!’ and she broke up with me. At the first sign of any problem - women will leave you. I hate woke…”