Poor guy just wanted to get wet and sloshed.
how does that particular joke continue?
…he says “mate, I’m bloody knackered, chuck me a plate of your beest fush and chups and some marmite on the side, aye”

Pup you’re too young for a drink.
Is there like some dark implication to this story that I’m missing? Because I really want this to just be a happy story about a cute baby seal showing up in an unexpected place, but I’ve been burned so many times by “cute animal stories” where it’s like “actually this implies that something terrible happened/is going to happen to this animal”.
Looks like it was rescued by wildlife pros so I’m assuming it got to where it needed to be.
i think it’s just a pun on “new seal land”?
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:








