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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago

Baby seal walks into a bar in New Zealand

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Baby seal walks into a bar in New Zealand

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago
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'Grab the salmon!': Baby seal walks into a bar in New Zealand
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It was a wet, lazy Sunday evening when the baby fur seal waddled into the Sprig + Fern The Meadows craft beer bar in Richmond, at the top of New Zealand’s So...
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    Poor guy just wanted to get wet and sloshed.

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    how does that particular joke continue?

    …he says “mate, I’m bloody knackered, chuck me a plate of your beest fush and chups and some marmite on the side, aye”

  • mendiCAN [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    wholesome socialism-beer

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Pup you’re too young for a drink.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Is there like some dark implication to this story that I’m missing? Because I really want this to just be a happy story about a cute baby seal showing up in an unexpected place, but I’ve been burned so many times by “cute animal stories” where it’s like “actually this implies that something terrible happened/is going to happen to this animal”.

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      Looks like it was rescued by wildlife pros so I’m assuming it got to where it needed to be.

    • SerialExperimentsGay [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      i think it’s just a pun on “new seal land”?

  • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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    I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

    • yewtu.be
    • inv.nadeko.net
    • yt.artemislena.eu
    • piped.video

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