Lmao. I was gonna say I’m like the song “girl watcher” but for cats - just a song I vaguely remember but often sing the chorus “I’m a cat watcher”.

But I looked up the song, and holy hot dogshit that’s some bad writing. Move over big bopper

The O’kaysions Miscellaneous Girl Watcher Girl Watcher The O’Kaysions (Buck Trail/Wayne Pittman)

Chorus:

I’m a girl watcher, I’m a girl watcher… Watchin’ girls go by, hey, my my I’m a girl watcher, I’m a girl watcher… Here comes one now I was just a boy when I threw away my toys And found a new pastime to dwell on Whenever I detects them there of the other sex I play the game I do so well on

[repeat chorus]

Hello there female my my, but you do look swell Could you please walk a little slower Wonder if you know that you’re putting on a show Could you please walk a little closer