This is so wild that I choose to believe it’s an elaborate bit

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    17 days ago

    You float aimlessly in the goo. The computer displays a slot machine and pulls the lever for you. Every box says “soda+horny”. You win the jackpot again. A new Congratulatory Soda floods into your spine while the goo jerks you off like Flubber.