I was in high school and new to weed, couldn’t afford a lot of it so I was trying to maximize efficiency, had the idea that hotboxing in a smaller space would concentrate the smoke making it easier to reinhale more of it, decided to try smoking a bowl with one of those huge yard trash bags draped over me. I managed to get into the bag with my bowl successfully, but I had long hair at the time & when I tried to light the bowl my bangs got in the way and were lit on fire a little, not enough to injure me but more than enough to trap me in a small space with a large amount of burnt hair smoke. In the struggle to escape I spilled the bowl.

Scared ass friend of mine was too scared to stop the car while I tried to roll a joint. Kept starting driving the car for no damn reason.

Made me drop like 5 grams of very expensive weed.

Does that count?

In college I became a bong engineer. The worst idea I ever had was using an empty bottle of hair conditioner. I can still taste it

During an overnight school trip a friend of mine used a showerhead as a pipe and inhaled a shitton of lime scale.

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