Unironically me and my former roommate. He was a body builder and every shit he took was a fight for his life. The smell was horrendous if I walked past the bathroom afterwards and sometimes the sounds heard from that bathroom made me genuinely concerned. I on the other hand, being vegan, have relatively comfortable shits and do in fact consume a decent amount of soy. Our body types are also very fitting for this analogy, I am very twink shaped and he’s genuinely huge.