“That’s a great question! …”
Oh no, a ChatGPT parrot

Teaching the parrot to link sentences by saying “em dash” very loudly
“The answer is nuanced!”
“Polly wants another crakkker down unlimited bird shit on the first world.”
"Help! A witch turned me into a parrot!
My grandmothers childhood neighbors during the third Reich had a parrot that would sing socialist songs.
I think the funniest you could do now is to teach your parrot Chinese and pretend you have no idea where it picked it up.
The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry.
Please, I just want to see my wife.

“Revisionist”
United forever in friendship and labour
Our mighty republics will ever endure…alternatively:
“The chains of pre-sentience have been broken, striking at the heart of the oppressor!”
“ get a load of this guy! “
Teach it to say funny Bender lines from Futurama
or hexbear taglines
I am Bender. Please insert girder.
I feel like something like “ACAB!” could be contextually pretty funny in interactions with a pet parrot.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“Oh yeah, we’ve got all the Dave Matthews Band albums down here”
You must be Ames.
















