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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

What is the funniest thing you would train a parrot to say?

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What is the funniest thing you would train a parrot to say?

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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      Oh no, a ChatGPT parrot i-cant

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        Teaching the parrot to link sentences by saying “em dash” very loudly

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      “The answer is nuanced!”

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    “Polly wants another crakkker down unlimited bird shit on the first world.”

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    "Help! A witch turned me into a parrot!

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    My grandmothers childhood neighbors during the third Reich had a parrot that would sing socialist songs.

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      I think the funniest you could do now is to teach your parrot Chinese and pretend you have no idea where it picked it up.

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    The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry.

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    Please, I just want to see my wife.

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    illegal-to-say

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    “Revisionist”

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    United forever in friendship and labour
    Our mighty republics will ever endure…

    alternatively:

    “The chains of pre-sentience have been broken, striking at the heart of the oppressor!”

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    “ get a load of this guy! “

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    Teach it to say funny Bender lines from Futurama

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      or hexbear taglines

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      I am Bender. Please insert girder.

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    I feel like something like “ACAB!” could be contextually pretty funny in interactions with a pet parrot.

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    NIEDER OSTERREICH KAISER IDIOT

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    “Oh yeah, we’ve got all the Dave Matthews Band albums down here”

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    You must be Ames.

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