• LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      8 days ago

      The year is 2028. Presidential hopefuls graciously prostrate themselves before babyskibidi67 – a streamer who spend 18 hours a day playing Call of Duty: Domestic Warfare while reviewing different kinds of babyfood. He is 35 years old and makes $40M a year. He was mentioned in the manifestos of at least 5 different mass shooters. However, without his block of votes, it is difficult to gain an electoral lead.