I rewatched The Martian and totally forgot how optimistic this movie is about technology, America, and international relations 
when this movie came out in 2015 my little liberal ass loved it. i still believed in a future.
we dont even have bazinga mars nerds anymore just different flavors of “i wont eat the bugs” all clawing at each other to climb out of a pit rapidly filling with water
xi i will scrub toilets please give me a K visa 
What happens is a red blooded texan twink gets impregnated by an alien through touching their magic rocks, oh and all of Florida gets lasered during space 9/11
ah fuck, ah shit, my credentials are revoked
I’m gonna cum
https://youtu.be/V92Ypi5_ixE heres the clip so you can cum more, unfortunately it also cuts cuba in half
Honestly really underwhelming like it kinda just lazily fired for a bit and then fucked off? what even was the point of that
Blowback, this one is for the brave mujahideen of the Xindi
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
volcel police
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Which Star Trek was this?
Enterprise