• WittyProfileName2 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    1 day ago

    Immovable Rod:

    • Not actually a magical rod.

    • Actually just a bloke called Roderick, or Rodney, or something to that effect.

    • Won’t move out of your way.

    • Not even if you ask politely.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      10 hours ago

      Immovable Rod is definitely the name of the bouncer at my next tavern