Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago[CW: Body shaming] What the actual fuck is this?NSFWhexbear.netimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up166arrow-down1image[CW: Body shaming] What the actual fuck is this?NSFWhexbear.netDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square20linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·4 days agoThe only qualification that really matters for president is your BMI
minus-squareBeaver [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·4 days agoThat’s why Taft was our greatest president
minus-squarebooty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days agoOur next president: some 7’5" guy who can barely eat enough to not look like a skeleton
minus-squareblunder [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoVictor Wembanyama wasn’t born in the US tho
minus-squareLeninsBeard [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoBol Bol is an American citizen I’m pretty sure, we good
minus-squareblunder [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-24 days ago Edit: actually Bol Bol was born in Khartoum
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The only qualification that really matters for president is your BMI
That’s why Taft was our greatest president
Our next president: some 7’5" guy who can barely eat enough to not look like a skeleton
Victor Wembanyama wasn’t born in the US tho
Bol Bol is an American citizen I’m pretty sure, we good
Edit: actually Bol Bol was born in Khartoum