Remember Saturday morning cartoons? THAT’S WHY WE’RE MAD THAT PEOPLE ARE NAMED MOHAMMED! frothingfash

That Walmart looks like any modern day Walmart if you take away the video’s piss filter. Incredible how these losers are now doing early 2000s nostalgia.

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    21 days ago

    “Remember when there was literally nothing to do except watch reruns of cartoons and you were being dragged around a store for like 3 contiguous hours several times a week so you’d just like wander off and stare at some aquariums or look at 50 TVs all playing the same commercial but slightly desynced and with different video settings and the highlight of your week was getting a crumb of a tasty treat and getting to play the demo of an N64 game on a broken controller? Don’t you just want to RETVRN to the mindshattering, soulcrushing boredom of late 90s/early 2000s suburbia where the literal only source of joy you had was imagining yourself maybe consuming tasty treats at a corporate big box store?”

    Also I don’t think I ever saw a walmart with lobsters, and also lobster tanks don’t look like that. Proper grocery stores would have a tank with a few (I assume some still do, but I haven’t noticed them for a while), but I can’t recall walmarts ever doing it.

    • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      21 days ago

      But the ability to call everything and everyone gay and to make fun of trans people without liberals getting upset with me, widespread Islamophobia, and an entertainment industry that hasn’t gone woke yet and caters primarily to me makes it worth it though. so-true

    • Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I mean I liked playing MK3 or donkey Kong at Walmart and making temporary best friends with rando kids that I’d never see again. Human moments of real value can happen anywhere, even a soul-crushing big box store.