i’ll go first: our 17th prime minister one day vanished while swimming in the ocean and not only did none of his friends give a fuck, they started slapfighting immediately for who’s gonna be his successor. no joke they didn’t even let his body turn cold before the arguments began it was all so fucking funny.
The flag at a McDonalds that was serving a blacksite, out of country torture facility was lowered to half mast for a day to honor the death of an unrepentant fascist propagandist
Or pick any day, really