i’ll go first: our 17th prime minister one day vanished while swimming in the ocean and not only did none of his friends give a fuck, they started slapfighting immediately for who’s gonna be his successor. no joke they didn’t even let his body turn cold before the arguments began it was all so fucking funny.
Back in the 1960s, the us govt wanted to use something like 520 nuclear weapons to dig a canal alternative to the Suez through the Negev desert in Israel.
link to a declassified paper, but it goes to a US GOV website so beware
I dunno why but this is what popped into mind as super stupid but not necessarily super funny.
One time they decided to dispose of a bunch of nuclear waste off the east coast and when the barrels didn’t sink they had fighter planes strafe them.
We have also accidentally dropped several nuclear bombs on ourselves that luckily did not detonate.