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Hi,
Please consider me for your household. I will Come To Your House and Lie To You at no cost.
I have been called a “True visionary” and “Divisive genius” of my time but I would consider it a privilege to come to your home and lie to you. I am and have only ever been following my calling.
Do Not Worry about discovering the truth, I employ a team of Fact Checking Experts to make sure my talks are not only full of un-and-mis-truths, but also sprinkled with Fruitless Factoids to further confuse the issue.
Call now and I will also Personally Attack Your Character and Being by request, or no request.