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segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

it’s official 😐

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it’s official 😐

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segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • CommunistBear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It genuinely looks like she doesn’t want to be there

    • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      flowered up

      • SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net
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        She looks so miserable it almost makes me think she just looks like that.

        If she was actually being forced into this you’d think she try and at least fake looking happy.

        • christian [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          I had that exact same reaction to these photos, it’s the reason I opened this thread.

      • NeelixBiederman [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Oh my God, Matt Yglesias is Colin Robinson

        • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          He does look like he’s about to make some squat cobbler videos

          • emdash [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            I was wondering why he looked so familiar. Thank you.

    • SteamedHamberder [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Looks like she lost a bet

    • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      if this were a video, you could see her blinking “TORTURE” in morse

      • Juice@midwest.social
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        I don’t think Yung Matty is the one who does the torturing

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    same-picture

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.netM
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    Women need higher standards

    • shath [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      straight women stuck in a room with the worst types of people imaginable (metaphorically and sometimes literally)

    • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      But if they raised the bar to the floor, it would cut out such a large amount of people, no?

  • Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net
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    I can’t help but feel bad for the person who chose to hitch her wagon to his.

    OTOH, you are judged by the company you keep, spend enough time in a barber shop and you’re gonna get a haircut etc.

    She is likely rowing with the same paddle so eff her and the horse she rode in on too.

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    literally 😬

  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Can you imagine how unpleasant it would be to be married to him? Poor woman.

  • YellowParenti [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Now she has a sweet place to put all her tools:

    Sorry, these live rent-free in my head.

    • uSSRI [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The duster is just… chefs-kiss

      And then the corded headphones. The rock hammer. An umbrella. A grill brush.

      What’s that line in ghost busters, “no human would stack books like this”?

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      the first time i set up and hung a pegboard set, it was rather embarrassingly organized. its an iterative process as you put what goes where and use things more or less frequently. a enjoy a bizarre satisfaction from reorganizing my own work spaces over time.

      this…this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen. like what a small child might do who has never done anything or even seen anyone do anything, ever.

      the craziest part is he took a picture of it.

    • NeelixBiederman [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      As an urban millennial man who feels not especially masculine compared to dads of yore but is capable of basic repairs and such, this garage setup makes me look like fucking Bob Vila

    • BountifulEggnog [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      This is so sad 😭 what kind of guy has this

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      The different type of hammer placed half a board apart, the trowel in the dead middle at maximum distance from anything you would need a trowel for, the drill that is both bunched up and trailing, the little specialized wood saw thing with no regular saw in sight, the single impact driver in it’s lonely rack, the fucking umbrella??, the sheer chaos of it all.

    • MaoTheLawn [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      is that an ice pick

      is he going to kill trotsky again

    • Real_User [any]@hexbear.net
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      Love that he had the two hammers stacked together at first but then spread them out to take up more space

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t know anything about this man, but I think these two photos tell me everything I need to know.

  • batsforpeace [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    yikes-1

  • Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Why would you post this?

    • ryepunk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      It’s the best photo they’ve ever taken together that’s why!

  • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    One billion Yglesiases

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Yay…

  • rufuscrispo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    i know it’s a meme at this point, but yeah, he’s got a shame kink

  • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    His 10 o’clock shadow is killing me.

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Noir detective voice He had a five o’clock shadow that went all the way around

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This is what partying on a shoestring budget looks like when the budgeting also applies to how much happiness is allowed.

    This is the face of fiscal responsibility.

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    what’s official, his divorce?

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