Asked someone who practices 2 rooms down from my band about a venue two states away that they booked.
"Hey what’s the email for this place you’re playing? We’re trying to shore up some tour dates "
“Oh that place is a 300 person cap venue, sorry, I don’t know what your draw is like. Have you tried [other place were waiting to hear from]?”
FUCK YOU YOU PRETENTIOUS FUCK JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN EMAIL FUCK YOU AND DIE FUCK YOUR BAND AND FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHH
It’s not like you’re trying to bump them sheesh. Maybe incorporate the ecounter into some lyrics and go Aggretsuko on it.