Bro looks like a halloween mask of himself.
I would fully believe that this is someone wearing a trump mask
why is he still orange on his lower neck like it literally is a mask wtf
ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 ℕ𝕖𝕨𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝔽𝕦𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖
Hey, movie fans - you ready for the Halloween Never Die reimaging/reboot? 'Member that the mask was based on a mask of William Shatner in his Captain Kirk-era?..
It seems the new mask is based on real-colored flesh President Trump. Tight lips from the producers but it’s gonna be political. And conservatives are big mad!..
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I know, I know - it’s entirely unrealistic. No Hollywood exec has the stones to make Trump mad. But I can dream - can’t I?
He’s actually perfectly healthy, he’s just been deeply depressed because the tariffs have made his spray tan unavailable.
The Brandonization of Trump continues.
every-grandpa-at-lowes lookin ass
He’s lost in the plumbing isle, poor thing.
Is that the island where all the plumbers live? Ooh, maybe Luigi will get him!
my guy looks like room temperature death
I’ve seen cuts of ham that look better than him.
Boiled ham has more color
Room Temperature Death should be a punk song.
Dude looks like Holden Bloodfeast
until the US invades venezuela, he’ll be holden blodstarved 😔
but instead of Iran it’s China he wants to bomb
I came in here to say this too!
YOU DRIED HIM OUT! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Is this the bald body double out of costume because this guy don’t got no hair.
he hollowed
its like he and Joe had a teleporter accident
There was that time when he briefly ditched spray tan in 2019
Disturbingly banal.
Big dry boy
He chose… poorly.
Only the corpulent man shall pass
Alien hand syndrome. Even if he wanted to stop it - he couldn’t. Trump’s hand went straight for the cup with the most gold.
