Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days agoTrump admin fails to get assault indictment against ‘Sandwich thrower’.www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down10
arrow-up1110arrow-down1external-linkTrump admin fails to get assault indictment against ‘Sandwich thrower’.www.nytimes.comSpongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square24linkfedilink
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·10 days ago Your honor I still have ptsd from the delicious salami and extra virgin dressing splashing against my tactical vest.
minus-squareTHEPH0NECOMPANY [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·10 days agoThe jalapenos on the sandwich constituents a clear and present attempt to assault me with a chemical weapon, your honor
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 days agoI am lacytose intolerant. I received particles of cheese into my mouth. It was a biologic attack.
minus-squareSexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·10 days agoThe feds can have a little a salami thrown at them as a threat.
The jalapenos on the sandwich constituents a clear and present attempt to assault me with a chemical weapon, your honor
I am lacytose intolerant. I received particles of cheese into my mouth. It was a biologic attack.
The feds can have a little a salami thrown at them as a threat.