• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    The year is 2029 and the GOP Soylent Processing Mills are in operation. Like the sci-fi Soylent Green - it’s being made secretly and turned into food covertly. But unlike the sci-fi version - GOP Soylent is only going to be fed to the poor. It will be part of such things as school lunches and government cheese. The GOP is beyond gleeful.

    Unlike the public - Nina Turner knows all of this. But as she’s on the train heading to be converted to a grotesque foodstuff - in a loud voice audible to everybody in the train car she yells out - “It’s still not too late for a bipartisan solutions!” Her outburst was caught on CCTV. The clip - raw and in meme form - trended for many months and was shared with great mirth on ICE’s private social media.