I thought you were joking. I was sure of it, even. I thought “it must be a bit from the Simpsons or something.” I followed the link to the website and still thought it must be a joke, one of those satirical sites. But it’s not a joke. Parody is dead.

If I ever see one of these things (apparently I’m too old to hear it), I don’t give a shit if I incur legal repercussions, I will be taking a hammer to it.