suffer through US-backed death squads and thousands of your best and brightest giving their lives to free your country from a brutal military dictatorship

forty years later you fall for Mano Dura bullshit again (even though it never fucking works) and vote a dictator back into office

I am sad to report most of my fellow salvis are cucks

A shining example of liberty is in the works, take that vuvuzela

Fox News shows the chyron on the screen and all the aides quietly leave the room as fast as they can. He’s in one of his moods today so everybody wants to talk to him as little as possible. Like a prophet in an empty desert talking to his god - he speaks at the enormous screen.

“Why can’t I do that? I wanna do that. Not fair I can’t do that. I could do that. I should do that…”

Brutal.