24·6 days ago
: “Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It’s safer here.”
19·6 days ago : “Welcome to city 17, you have chosen or been chosen TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU SO MUCH, LEAVE THE FUCKING CITY NOW! GET BACK ON THAT FUCKING TRAIN AND GO BACK WHERE YOU FUCKING CAME FROM, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! I fucking hate you so much. Fuck you, Gordon Freeman. I hope you get run over by a FUCKING TRAIN, HAHA! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKE-”