Platitudes like this have literally never made anyone feel remotely better. No one who is feeling bad wants to be told that they shouldn’t be. It’s bullshit euphimistic lib language for ‘stop being sad, you don’t know ow how good you got it.’. I don’t care that im maybe made of stars because I have a basic grasp of chemistry and astronomy and know that while it’s a fun fact, it doesn’t affect me in any way at all. Repeating one size fits all slogans to someone isn’t gonna help, and if theyre at all like me, it’ll make them like or respect you less cause you’re either not trying or that is genuinely your best and it’s an empty platitude. If it’s someone you don’t know who DM’d you cause of a paranormal relationship, admit that you don’t have any specific way to help cause you don’t know each other but maybe shoot the shit a little to be a mental distraction and link em some free patreon shit or give em some merch or whatever. Certainly don’t encourage them to carry on so they can legally look at your dick. Definitely don’t do that.
Edit: parasocial autocorrected to paranormal and im keeping it. Cause it ain’t normal
God I hate this soy redditor flirt shit. It’s a fucking creepy turnoff.
“I’m hungry and not feeling well”
“Just remember we’re made of stardust like Carl Sagan said and btw I want you suck me off epic style!”
Yeah this would be already shameful if he was talking to an adult who he knew was interested in him. A minor on top of it? Jesus Christ
Platitudes like this have literally never made anyone feel remotely better. No one who is feeling bad wants to be told that they shouldn’t be. It’s bullshit euphimistic lib language for ‘stop being sad, you don’t know ow how good you got it.’. I don’t care that im maybe made of stars because I have a basic grasp of chemistry and astronomy and know that while it’s a fun fact, it doesn’t affect me in any way at all. Repeating one size fits all slogans to someone isn’t gonna help, and if theyre at all like me, it’ll make them like or respect you less cause you’re either not trying or that is genuinely your best and it’s an empty platitude. If it’s someone you don’t know who DM’d you cause of a paranormal relationship, admit that you don’t have any specific way to help cause you don’t know each other but maybe shoot the shit a little to be a mental distraction and link em some free patreon shit or give em some merch or whatever. Certainly don’t encourage them to carry on so they can legally look at your dick. Definitely don’t do that.
Edit: parasocial autocorrected to paranormal and im keeping it. Cause it ain’t normal
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