Charles Entrapment Cheese
the last chuckle
Little known fact: Pigs hate rats.
Spoiler
A Chuck E. Cheese employee
In his mouse costume
Arrested for credit card fraud
In TallahasseeI think it works as a song lyric.
Chuck E. Cheese employee in mouse costume arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee
Cop brain is arresting a child performer in costume with children around for something incredibly dumb like credit card fraud
Breaking down the door to a McDonald’s and tazing the minimum wage worker that is in Hamburglar costume for committing misdemeanor theft at a Home Depot
Who ratted?
Pizza Rat finally got pinched
When they took the Easter Bunny I was silent because I wasn’t the Easter Bunny
When they took Santa Clause I was silent because I wasn’t Santa
When they took and recrucified Jesus I was silent because I wasn’t Jesus
When they took me, there was no one left to speak up for me
where was Munch’s Make Believe Band in all this.
that bit about how the Charles Entertainment Cheese band is
- Chuck E. Cheese, a mouse
- Helen Henny, a chicken
- Mr. Munch, a purple furry monster
- Jasper T. Jowls, a dog
- Pasqually P. Pieplate, an Italian
never fails to crack me up.
ICE has the cops pull the band over for speeding and ICE is putting them in cuffs…
ICE agent #1: “Nobody’s got papers except the Italian.”
ICE agent #2: “Doesn’t matter. They’re all animals that are getting deported.”
Pasqually: “Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!”
The new Space Jam sucked, but this seems excessive
The man behind the slaughter
So fucked up to do this in front of those kids. Fuckin pig.
This is the last known image of the site of the concentration camp now called “Alligator Alcatraz”
