Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76. The Black Sabbath frontman passed away on Tuesday (22.07.25), just weeks after he took to the stage for a final performance with his band in Villa Park, Birmingham. The Osbourne family said in a statement: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. "He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. "Sharon,
I learned about it from the following fucking post. After the first sentence I thought to myself “Ozzy died?” And the second sentence “Ozzy’s actually dead?” And then I had to google. I know putting in “RIP Ozzy” doesn’t get maximum likes but c’mon.
Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon.
It’s OK, as we speak, Sharon is probably commissioning an Ozzy hologram to continue bludgeoning the cash piñata from well beyond the grave. Now with AI!
TV exec: “You want to do a reality show with your family… But Ozzy is deceased - is he not?”
Sharon: “My team as worked out all the kinks already. It’s pure plug-and-play with a maximum 25 millisecond response lag. Totally not noticeable. Enhanced polystuff. OzzyGram™ will deliver top-flight entertainment value…”
If we were vampires and death was a joke We’d go out on the sidewalk and smoke Laugh at all the lovers and their plans I wouldn’t feel the need to hold your hand Maybe time running out is a gift I’ll work hard 'til the end of my shift And give you every second I can find And hope it isn’t me who’s left behind
I learned about it from the following fucking post. After the first sentence I thought to myself “Ozzy died?” And the second sentence “Ozzy’s actually dead?” And then I had to google. I know putting in “RIP Ozzy” doesn’t get maximum likes but c’mon.
It’s OK, as we speak, Sharon is probably commissioning an Ozzy hologram to continue bludgeoning the cash piñata from well beyond the grave. Now with AI!
TV exec: “You want to do a reality show with your family… But Ozzy is deceased - is he not?”
Sharon: “My team as worked out all the kinks already. It’s pure plug-and-play with a maximum 25 millisecond response lag. Totally not noticeable. Enhanced polystuff. OzzyGram™ will deliver top-flight entertainment value…”
From the comments…
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If we were vampires and death was a joke
We’d go out on the sidewalk and smoke
Laugh at all the lovers and their plans
I wouldn’t feel the need to hold your hand
Maybe time running out is a gift
I’ll work hard 'til the end of my shift
And give you every second I can find
And hope it isn’t me who’s left behind
- Jason Isbell
A lovely song
My headcanon is he’s reigning in hell \m/ 😭 \m/