• ColonelKataffy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    what unforgivable sin (being born in the west) did i commit in a past life that ensures i will be forced to see stupid shit like this for the rest of this life?

    • Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net
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      1 month ago

      Each one of us on this site must have singlehandedly committed like 9 genocides in our previous lives for us to have been reincarnated into this universe.

      I was probably fucking Genghis Khan. OP’s right, actually, I’M the mass murderer.

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        1 month ago

        Unironically. My pet theory is that I was one of Mussolini’s blackshirts in my past life and as the cruelest form of ironic punishment. I was transported in a hellworld where fascism wins and I can’t enjoy it because this time I have morals burned into my brain.