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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days ago

Iowa Opens Emergency Cooling Stations For Mayo-Based Dishes

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Iowa Opens Emergency Cooling Stations For Mayo-Based Dishes

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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days ago
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DES MOINES, IA—Rushing to deploy the temporary infrastructure as a heatwave enveloped the region, Iowa officials announced Monday that they would open emergency cooling stations to provide relief to mayo-based dishes. “Effective immediately, we’re installing portable air-conditioners and power misters across the state to ensure our mayonnaise-filled salads make it through this heatwave safely,” said Emergency […]
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