• godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    9 days ago

    isnt this worthless fucking pig literally about to die of a heart condition? just hurry up already holy shit

    im for real can we all hope really hard right now and try to will this to happen?

    • nohaybanda [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      9 days ago

      Fuck it, lathe me up fam, I’m going in lathe-of-heaven

      Trump dances around the Epstein shit for a few more weeks, while setting things up for a nothing burger to actually be released. Just before it’s about to go out, his heart gives out. The US suffers a collective psychotic breakdown seen only in the schlockiest of 40k fiction. Balkanization quickly ensues