This website has a culture problem around being fucking annoying at times with the tedious task of attending to the “every post is talking about me” crowd.
I will never wipe (bidet gang)
True comrades wipe each others asses
Thank god I’m a lib
tankie idiot wants me to wipe my ass and go to bed on time. literally fascism
To be fair, people stuck in a tank together have good reason to worry about the hygenie of others
cant stand a bit of dingleberry can you? weak tankie
I will never wipe my ass
Weak bait, 4/10, does not even mention me in it.
BORN TO SHIT
FORCED TO WIPE
I knew a guy who adamantly said you dont need to wipe after every shit
He smelled like shit
feels like really asinine arguments have been popping up with increasing regularity lately.
watchpoor reading comprehension and reactive attitudes can explain most of it but yeah - .-
do people really not wipe their asses (or use like a bidet or jump in the shower or hit their butthole with a power washer)
pressure washing my asshole to prove I’m a real man
it’s gay to touch your own butt
in the year 12025 white people are still struggling with the concept of hygiene
America’s top political streamer uses a dead rats stench to wake up and eats bread with maggots in it
How dare you attack the practices of the nurgleite faith! Its a growing community worldwide!
This is @ButtBidet@hexbear.net slander
ummmm touching ur ass is gay
who the fuck is scraeming “WIPE YOUR ASS” outside my bathroom door. show yourself, coward. i will never wipe my ass
Bidets are the shit when it comes to shit.
Do not wipe your ass.
Gently dab it dry after having power washed it.
Fuck that. Power wash it twice, chill for 10 seconds, pants back on
They’re so good. Went on a trip to Japan and was an instant convert (although to be fair I always thought they sounded great)
Wait wat did i miss while i was at work today
???
We had a struggle session over this like years ago and one person took it really personally
I’m guessing it’s in reaction to this thread: https://hexbear.net/comment/6153600
Lots of people making posts in response to other posts lately…
