I was occasionally certain that this guy was doing a bit. I guess not? Unless . . .
President Trump has nominated a fiery right-wing influencer known for his machismo and professed love for steaks and Hooters to be the ambassador to Malaysia.
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Online, Mr. Adams has gleefully indulged in crass jokes and other forms of internet trolling. He tweets frequently about stereotypical symbols of masculinity, like eating steak and frequenting Hooters — the chain restaurant famous for its half-naked waitresses. In February, he wrote that Hooters’ planned bankruptcy was caused by “Bidenflation, combined with the woke un-Americanism of the Democrats.”
He continued, “I personally volunteer myself to lead a Presidential Taskforce For The Preservation of Hooters.”
A collection of /c/the_dunk_tank posts about this weirdo, featuring his thoughts on
In which most of us were convinced that this was a bit account.
I literally thought this guy was doing a bit all these years and this was the fake news comm.
@Zuzak@hexbear.net was right three years ago:
It’s a real account of a person who is, himself, a bit.
Imagine being this guy and people question if you’re sincere or not because you act like a cartoon character, wowsers.
I’m just sad for all the forgotten shitposters of yesteryear who never got a foreign service sinecure.
Does this mean when the revolution happens and we get american stalin, someone from here will be appointed into a cabinet position?
The poster from /r/cth who began every paragraph with “As a libertarian . . .” is probably already a judge somewhere but is somehow being coerced into not breaking character.
I’d like to see what dril does with the Office of Management and Budget.
$2T candle budget
Ian Miles Cheong in shambles
“Oh don’t worry about high school anon, the popular kids will either be arrested or never amount to anything.”
Well that was a fucking lie.
Shit lie never been clearer when you see how many presidents or higher ups etc been part of frats. And those are septic tanks.
I’ve only been to Hooters once and I got kicked out cuz I asked why there wasn’t guys working there.
I was there. I bore witness to SovietBeerTruckOperator’s legendary crash out.
would be funny if it really was a bit that had gone too far
I REALLY want this
Yep, thought this was a bit account. What a fucking stupid world. Things really have gotten so much worse.
He really wanted to hang out with Ian and his ants.
Is AntsCanada Ian Miles Cheong??
Shitposting your way into a cushy do nothing job in a cool foreign place, and also a job that could set up your family line forever if you are not too braindead
I’m still certain that Nick Adams is a bit
The Whitehouse can’t distinguish satire from reality and this guy is just rolling with it
