Why is no one talking about Star Trek tits

A second plane has hit the topology

TIL triceratops are just prehistoric dogs

Sometimes I’ll have a joke related to the topic and am waiting to deliver it. Then the topic changes and it doesn’t work anymore. Only I know how good the joke was, and I carry that to my grave

Golden by HUNTR/X?

It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad

Maldives bad

Seychelles bad

Bahrain bad

Etc.

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)

Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

My Octopus Teacher fucked me up. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean

It’s too late for me. I read a David Graeber book and got anthro-pilled