Just wait until they decide to crash a few F-35s as tribute to the Air Force
perfect day for attempt #3
Remember, tens of thousands of people lost their jobs in order to cut down on “government waste”.
oh man this is going to be so funny
He’s finally getting to live his dream of putting on a big broadway production, down to picking out costumes. He has to be so happy.
Trump’s Broadway dreams get second act with Kennedy Center takeover
Now that he’s chairman, Trump seems to have found a way to finally realize his theater ambitions.
The article is informative but the reportage was unimpressive. And there wasn’t even any dirt.
Surprised this sort of thing isn’t more common in the USA already with their heavy military worship
america has an air force, not an army
It mostly happens in the skies because they know their roads and bridges are poorly maintained and would collapse from a row of tanks.
Now you’ve gone and got me excited for the parade of all things.
There are plenty of military jet fly bys at major sporting events pretty frequently, that’s like a tiny air parade lol
Plus the various air shows all over the country
So glad you guys saved money on frivolous things like… checks notes air traffic control to pay for this…
Dumb as hell? Yes.
Huge waste of money? Also yes.
Probably a bad sign on pretty much all counts? Absolutely.
Funny as hell though. I really hope he dresses up like a general and pins a shitload of ribbons and medals to himself.
I really hope he dresses up like a general and pins a shitload of ribbons and medals to himself.
Me too.
The Daily Show made that during Trump’s first term. It would be pretty weird if it came to pass.
that looks very AI generated
The drip
really? I could immediately tell it was a shop. You can see the sharp lines and breaks
Saying “something looks” isn’t saying “something is”
Funny as hell though. I really hope he dresses up like a general and pins a shitload of ribbons and medals to himself.
I smell new potential emoji material.
hell yeah i want to see abrams tanks collapsing bridges
A sinkhole opens up and 5 troops die as they’re crushed by a tank falling in. Come on monkey paw, do me a solid on this once. It would be really really funny.
& feature soldiers marching in period uniforms.
I wonder what kind of uniforms the civil war soldiers will be wearing?
period uniforms
Parade is instantly cancelled because of woke DEI detected.
I could be all wrong but I’m nearly 100% certain some soldiers are going to appear in Confederate uniforms.
I only want to see the winners…
He’s going to make a ranting post about it on truth social that it’s history not hate and probably bring south africa into it too.
Grok tell me about the boers
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Not that Trump is above it, but I don’t see him really giving a shit about the confederacy. I could be wrong
Do you think this represents him giving a shit about the confederacy via the woke framework? https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/restoring-truth-and-sanity-to-american-history/
can you imagine being in the military and having to dress up as some revolutionary officer fancy lad. I mean any costume in general besides their current official really betrays how much theatrical BS dominates the military.
it’s like some sergeant bozo comes in wearing all his dress shit for like parade shit, but it has all his specific ribbons and awards, and he is proud of it because all his boys wear the same shit yadda yadda, and it’s only tweaked every few years so there’s some continuity to it being The Uniform.
and then somebody way higher up is like, “here’s fluffy pirate shirt, white tights, pantaloons, big buckled shoes with high heel and here’s a feather for your cap.”
it’s all heavy wool,.layers of BS, and now he’s gotta march parade in fucking a DC summer. lmao, eat shit, welcome to the Disney parade, “hero”.
uncritical support to heatstroke for hopefully taking out some yankee jackboots
You severely underestimate the amount of nerd ass soldiers who would jump at the chance to dress in culottes and powdered wigs
you might be overestimating how much of military shit is voluntary.
The USS Constitution, launched 1797, is still owned by the navy and staffed by navy personnel in literal revolutionary officer fancy lad outfits.
learn to underwater drone. learn to quadsub
Mmmmmm…quadsub…
“here’s fluffy pirate shirt, white tights, pantaloons, big buckled shoes with high heel and here’s a feather for your cap.”
Here’s a start…
“Good God I have the same blouse.”
“I like it better on him.”
a tremendous V-22 crash folks, believe me
Lmao