Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?
Personally I’m thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.
How about you comrades?
Agreed, now let’s repeat it while they have to walk out onto the ice or face our spears and maces made from deconstructed anti-homeless architecture.