my-hero

“Grok you gotta tell them about my Olympian physique”

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    20-something Tyson is fucking nightmare fuel, though. No matter how much training Musk does at any point in his life, he wouldn’t last more than a few seconds in the ring. It’s wild watching someone with Tyson’s size have that much speed and flexibility while being able to punch through other heavyweights’ blocks.

    And Musk thinks he can compare to one of the best boxers of all time? I’d pay money to watch him try remain standing after getting punched once by Tyson. He’d probably puke and piss all over himself, curled up in a fetal position, if he got hit in the stomach.