Am I the only one seeing
You’re closer to A.
I future sleep than ever.
Don’t dead. Open inside.
holy fuck. this mattress is computerized. i can’t wait to have to charge my mattress!
HEKA AI Core System (Built-in at the foot of the mattress)
HEKA TrackR AI Sleep Chip System - Directs the AI mattress to perform calculations for optimizing sleep support adjustments with every sleep session.
HEKA Bio-Motion High-Precision Sensing System - Real-time high-precision sensing of pressure on various parts of the human body.
P-R&S-R Algorithm - Precisely identifies various parts of the body.
Stanford-iFutureLab Sleep Science and Medical Database - Provides multimodal sleep support optimization solutions to help find healthy sleep support.
Ultra-quiet AI Air Suspension Adjustment System - Custom Autonomous ultra-quiet AI load balancing power control system, ensuring your sweet night sleep. Adopting AIO (All-in-One) fully integrated design, all-metal packaging, certified by FCC, CE, and GB safety standards, operates on a safe 12V voltage.
Spoiler: your sleeping pattern data is sold to data brokers, otherwise there would be no need for a computer and Internet connection in a mattress.
Even better! I can’t wait to dream dreams sponsored by Lightspeed Briefs.