I rewatched The Martian and totally forgot how optimistic this movie is about technology, America, and international relations 
when this movie came out in 2015 my little liberal ass loved it. i still believed in a future.
we dont even have bazinga mars nerds anymore just different flavors of “i wont eat the bugs” all clawing at each other to climb out of a pit rapidly filling with water
xi i will scrub toilets please give me a K visa 
I like star trek. Mainly because it tries to explore what humanity could be if we stopped fighting over resources and spent our energy trying to hook up with aliens and build paradise planets.
What happens is a red blooded texan twink gets impregnated by an alien through touching their magic rocks, oh and all of Florida gets lasered during space 9/11
I’m gonna cum
https://youtu.be/V92Ypi5_ixE heres the clip so you can cum more, unfortunately it also cuts cuba in half
Honestly really underwhelming like it kinda just lazily fired for a bit and then fucked off? what even was the point of that
Blowback, this one is for the brave mujahideen of the Xindi
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
volcel police
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
ah fuck, ah shit, my credentials are revoked
Which Star Trek was this?
Enterprise