Save spaces are for losers, say conservatives. Then they create this. Zero introspection means you never gotta slow down.

Like, wouldn’t most conservatives want to be there for their five minute hate so that they can say they saw it? Wouldn’t not seeing it mean you are sus to your conservatives friends, because if you didn’t watch the halftime show, did you even watch the sports ball at all?! Were you even grilling?!?!?!