• alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    8 days ago

    The only sexy thing I know about that game is that you can do the deed with a bear who passes the Harkness Test. Which, as someone who very much wants a bear hug, I’m not interested in the sex, but I would like to literally sleep together (plus cuddles of course) with that bear.

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      8 days ago

      It’s one of my favourite games but god DAMN is there a lot of sex in it. And yeah you can totally bone the bear (who is actually a human druid shapeshifted into a bear but even so)

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            7 days ago

            Awww, that really sucks.

            I love that in so many games with dogs or cats, you can pet the domestic animal and sometimes snuggle it or boop the snoot, but I don’t want “can you pet the dog”, I want “can you hug the bear”!

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                    7 days ago

                    That’s almost better than bear ears!

                    That thing doesn’t look much like a baby bear, like I initially pictured, but it still looks really cuddle shaped. I want to scritch behind his ears and boop his beak and pick him up for a hug. Looks like a weird combination of bird feathers and fluffy fur, I really want to know what that fuzz feels like to pet and snuggle.

                    (Back on topic with “historical accuracy” vs fanservice in games… If a fantasy/historical setting has wolves, or any other historical ancestor to modern domestic animals and farm livestock, you should be able to feed the critters and win their affection with belly rubs. Which should be fully animated. What? It’s historically accurate!)