genuinely, sometimes you want to have little a horny, as a treat but not full-on pound town. it shouldn’t be everything like the tourists want but it was funny to have your RPG party run around in their skivvies and i’m very mildly disappointed when you can’t do that. how are stellar blade PC mods doing?
also games can be for people besides hopeless straight men and queer people should get to have sexy rizzed up characters too.
I don’t particularly want video games to be porn but if you don’t think it’s funny when my lady elf druid is hanging dong in Baldur’s Gate (the city, not the game) we can’t be friends
(Actually it got old long before I got that far into the game but doing the first section of the game buck ass naked was way funnier than it had to be)
The only sexy thing I know about that game is that you can do the deed with a bear who passes the Harkness Test. Which, as someone who very much wants a bear hug, I’m not interested in the sex, but I would like to literally sleep together (plus cuddles of course) with that bear.
It’s one of my favourite games but god DAMN is there a lot of sex in it. And yeah you can totally bone the bear (who is actually a human druid shapeshifted into a bear but even so)
Okay, so you can fuck the bear, that’s good shock value, but can you cuddle the bear? All I’ve ever wanted out of a game with bears in it, is to be able to hug the bear.
I love that in so many games with dogs or cats, you can pet the domestic animal and sometimes snuggle it or boop the snoot, but I don’t want “can you pet the dog”, I want “can you hug the bear”!
I really don’t understand why some people want video games to be porn when actual porn exists
enforcing patriarchy via cultural hegemony
genuinely, sometimes you want to have little a horny, as a treat but not full-on pound town. it shouldn’t be everything like the tourists want but it was funny to have your RPG party run around in their skivvies and i’m very mildly disappointed when you can’t do that.
how are stellar blade PC mods doing?also games can be for people besides hopeless straight men and queer people should get to have sexy rizzed up characters too.
I don’t particularly want video games to be porn but if you don’t think it’s funny when my lady elf druid is hanging dong in Baldur’s Gate (the city, not the game) we can’t be friends
(Actually it got old long before I got that far into the game but doing the first section of the game buck ass naked was way funnier than it had to be)
The only sexy thing I know about that game is that you can do the deed with a bear who passes the Harkness Test. Which, as someone who very much wants a bear hug, I’m not interested in the sex, but I would like to literally sleep together (plus cuddles of course) with that bear.
It’s one of my favourite games but god DAMN is there a lot of sex in it. And yeah you can totally bone the bear (who is actually a human druid shapeshifted into a bear but even so)
Okay, so you can fuck the bear, that’s good shock value, but can you cuddle the bear? All I’ve ever wanted out of a game with bears in it, is to be able to hug the bear.
I don’t know, I never did fuck the bear.
Of course not. You’re a guy. “Choosing the bear” is more of a girls’ inside joke.
You can hug him at one point in the story while he’s in human form but I don’t think there’s ever the option to cuddle him in bear form.
Awww, that really sucks.
I love that in so many games with dogs or cats, you can pet the domestic animal and sometimes snuggle it or boop the snoot, but I don’t want “can you pet the dog”, I want “can you hug the bear”!
There’s an owlbear you can pet, if that counts for anything.
Awwww! Cute!
Do owlbears have bear ears? Anything with those ears is very fun to pet. Scritch shaped ears!
I went the Karlach route and there’s just the one scene, then some little date sequences. They hit you really hard early on though