• CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 days ago

    East asians are able to shoot a 15 ft cone of elemental damage once per day that does 5d8 damage, the damage type depends on their exact ancestry, Chinese Fire, Koreans Frost, Japanese Lightning, Filipinos Acid

    • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 days ago

      Aight, fire makes sense because they are the inventors of gunpowder. Korea is far north so frost. Japanese have legends about Raijin so lightning tracks, but I can’t pin a reason for the Filipinos being acid.

      Someone help me out this is very serious science lol

      My Thai friend says fish sauce can be the weapon for Thailand, and I agree because the smell from a 15ft cone of that shit would be deadly. Very tasty, tho