Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.
CW: gross sex stuff irony joke
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As a straight man lemme tell you I just love dick. Can’t stop thinking bout that peen. I’m so straight I’ve just always got weener on the mind. Lemme tell you both how straight I am and how much I just love the perfection that is a glistening smooth cock